There was a stretch of time when Pirates of the Caribbean was absolutely fucking unavoidable. Jack Sparrow was everywhere. Halloween costumes. Theme parks. Happy Meals. Posters. Bad impressions at parties ...
There is something almost perversely refreshing about a Dracula movie that doesn’t arrive dressed like it just robbed a Hot Topic. Chris Schwab’s Dracula: The Night Around Us drags Bram Stoker’s bloodsucker into ...
I remember seeing Cabin Fever when it first hit theaters in 2003 and thinking, what the fuck did I just watch? This was before Eli Roth became ELI ROTH, before Hostel, before “torture porn” became a phrase critics could ...
In which The Invisible Man fights Nazis. Universal could have easily cranked out another movie about a scientist losing his mind after turning invisible. Instead, with World War II raging across the globe, the studio looked at ...
There are movies that politely ask you to suspend disbelief, and then there’s Crank, which kicks disbelief square in the fucking balls, steals its wallet, snorts whatever it finds inside, and tears ass down the freeway at 120 mph ...
There is brutal death metal that wants to impress you with its technical ability, and then there is brutal death metal that sounds like somebody locked the studio door, smashed the emergency exit sign, and decided nobody ...
There are movie stars, and then there's Bela Lugosi staring at you with those hypnotic eyes like he's already decided how the evening is going to end. After Dracula, Universal could've played it safe. Give Lugosi another cape ...
There is nowhere to fucking go. That is the hook. That is the experiment. And, for better or worse, that is SubHysteria 2026. Director Leonard Zelig takes sixteen strangers, stuffs them inside a New York City subway car, cuts ...