What the hell do you need to know? It's The Godfather, for fuck's sake. Unless you've spent the last fifty years living under a rock with a severe allergy to Italian food, you already know the drill. Marlon Brando stuffs cotton in his cheeks, adopts the speaking ...

All John Rambo wanted was to be left the fuck alone, which apparently constituted an unreasonable demand in an America still trying to pretend Vietnam had been a terrific idea. And still we haven’t learned the lesson! With this release, Lionsgate has assembled ...

Seventy-two years after Ishirō Honda unleashed a radioactive nightmare on an unsuspecting Japan, the big green bastard is still stomping around, knocking down buildings, incinerating civilians, and reminding humanity that splitting the atom might not have  ...

There are certain places where any reasonably intelligent human being should know better than to stick a toe in the water. A lake surrounded by locked gates, creepy deer, and a caretaker played by Tommy fucking Wiseau would certainly qualify. But where's the fun in making  ...

David Robert Mitchell’s The End of Oak Street is the kind of late-summer popcorn movie I thought Hollywood had forgotten how to make: big, weird, funny, occasionally terrifying, and completely committed to showing  ...

Eli Roth did more damage to European tourism with Hostel (2005) than a decade of airline strikes, bedbug infestations, and overpriced hotel minibars combined. Three horny backpackers head overseas looking for cheap booze, easy sex, and a little international adventure, only to ...

Leave it to Tobe Hooper to turn an alien invasion into a two-hour cosmic tit show, complete with naked space vampires, exploding Londoners, and enough sexual electricity to fry the entire British power grid. Mathilda May spends most of the movie gloriously naked, sucking ...

There are filmmakers who know how to write dialogue, and then there's Martin McDonagh, who turns verbal jousting into an Olympic sport. His characters don't simply exchange words. They lob insults, dodge truths, and deliver observations with the precision of  ...