“Leave the gun, take the cannoli.” Alright, listen—if you think you’ve ever really watched The Godfather Trilogy , think again. This 4K UHD Collector’s Edition is like being invited to the Corleone fa...
Primal terror has never looked this good before. Joe Dante ’s The Howling is back from the woods, cleaned up, sharpened, and ready to bite again. You could argue it’s the most important werewolf movie...
Ah, Room 237 — the scene that warped a generation’s sleep schedules. If The Shining were a mixtape of psychological horror, this would be the track that plays backward and whispers your worst fears. J...
1990’s Misery is one of the finest book to screen King adaptations of all time, in my humble opinion. While this new dearth of King adaptions continues unabated with varying degrees of success or abje...
It’s the moment that made audiences grip their armrests and whisper “nope” under their breath—the hide-and-clap scene. Easily one of the most terrifying sequences in The Conjuring , it turns a childho...
It’s like Scooby-Doo met David Bowie in a haunted house and decided to throw a burlesque show. There are B-movies, and then there’s The Rocky Horror Picture Show —a glitter-drenched fever dream that c...
As a lifelong pilgrim in Guillermo del Toro ’s cathedral of monsters, I approached Frankenstein (2025) with reverence and excitement. On paper, this should’ve been a match made in heaven — or at least...
Because murder never looked so damn collectible. Think Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets Easy Rider , filmed through a nicotine-stained lens, and you will understand the majesty of this cult film. The Dev...
It’s where broadcast demons meet the wrath of polyester! In a highlight scene, we are midway through the Halloween special, and Jack Delroy’s ratings stunt is in full swing. He’s got a psychic who loo...
Because Marvel won’t make movies this gross. So, The Toxic Avenger is back—because apparently we’ve run out of superheroes who can see out of both eyes and don’t leak glowing sludge. The original was...
(Written after three beers, a bag of Cheetos, and a deeply questionable life choice) Alright, let’s get real. I’ve seen more time travel movies than I’ve had awkward middle school dances. I’ve watched...
Because nothing says “I trust you” better than throwing a Baby Ruth to a stranger with questionable hygiene and a heart of gold. That’s the kind of logic The Goonies runs on—and somehow, it works. Thi...
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! …Unless you’re traveling through LAX on Christmas Eve when a team of military contractors are planning on releasing a bioweapon that can kill thousands, then,...
Ah, Dawn of the Dead —George Romero ’s classic that taught us all three important things: zombies are terrifying, shopping malls are basically fortresses, and your ’80s wardrobe choices will haunt you...
Let’s be honest: Seinfeld didn’t just redefine sitcoms — it gave Gen X a spiritual home. No hugs. No lessons. Just four emotionally stunted New Yorkers navigating life’s absurdities with the grace of...
