Loron Hays

Lost in Paradise
I didn’t sit down to watch Lost in Paradise . I collapsed into it after a long day, expecting background noise, and instead got two attractive adults emotionally detoxing on a Fijian island like it wa...
Clueless (2025) - 4k UHD Blu-ray
Rewatching Clueless in 2026 is like stepping into a parallel universe where teenagers communicated in full sentences, malls were temples, and no one had to worry about being immortalized in a viral fa...
Curious Caterer: Grilling Season
Sequels in the Hallmark ‑Mystery universe can wobble — too cute, too safe, too “we solved one murder so now we’re basically CSI” — but Grilling Season tightens the recipe instead of watering it down....
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) – The Director’s Cut
Bones, there’s a thing out there.” And every five years or so, it seems I have to remind you that this movie is PERFECTION . Not “pretty good,” not “important to the franchise,” not “a noble misfire.”...
Crossword Mysteries: Proposing Murder
By the time Terminal Descent shows up, the Crossword Mysteries franchise is basically that friend who’s really good at one thing and refuses to stop doing it — and honestly, good for them. This fourth...
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
Say what you will about Netflix . Much of its original content – namely scripted dramas – can be hit or miss, and forget about returning to a favorite months later once its been removed from the menu....
LukHash - Home Arcade (2025)
LukHash ’s Home Arcade feels like someone cracked open a time capsule from 1989, wired it into a modern DAW, and said, “Yeah, let’s make this thing glow.” It’s pure neon energy—bright, buzzy, and unap...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trilogy - 4K Blu-ray / Limited Edition
Ninja, kick the damn rabbit! Arrow didn’t just restore these movies—they ambushed my adulthood and reminded me I’m still emotionally weak for guys in rubber suits. To put it bluntly, the T eenage Muta...
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Pee‑wee Herman cannonballing into that absurdly oversized pool at Francis’ house (er, mansion) is exactly the energy Criterion leans into with their release of Pee‑wee’s Big Adventure —big, splashy, u...
Casino (1995) - 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray + Digital 4K
If you want to understand Casino in one shot, start with the opening: De Niro in that immaculate suit, walking toward his car like a man who believes in order, control, and the power of a well‑managed...
Trains, Planes, and Automobiles (1987) - 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray + Digital 4K
Rewatching Planes, Trains and Automobiles always feels like catching up with two old friends who are somehow both doing great and absolutely falling apart. Steve Martin ’s Neal Page is every overworke...
Anaconda (2025)
Anaconda (2025) plays like cracking open your old Trapper Keeper and finding a chaotic shrine to your misspent youth: stickers peeling at the edges, detention slips you definitely earned, and a half‑m...
Crossword Mysteries: A Puzzle to Die For
There’s something deeply satisfying about a mystery that starts with a crossword puzzle found on a dead guy. It’s so wonderfully specific—like the killer is taunting the New York Times Sunday edition....
Crossword Mysteries: Proposing Murder
If the first Crossword Mysteries movie was about proving Tess Harper could solve a crime with nothing but a pencil and a pattern‑obsessed brain, the second film, Proposing Murder , is about showing sh...
Curious Caterer: Foiled Plans (2024)
Curious Caterer: Foiled Plans swan‑dives into the medieval theme wearing a thrift‑store crown and a cape that smells faintly of dry‑ice fog. It’s fun and festive and knows exactly what it is doing whe...
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