I am Dracula. I bid you welcome.” In which the Universal Monsters film series moves away from the silent era and legitimately begins! Pre-Code Horror doesn’t get any better than here with Producer Car...
Seven years is a long damn time to disappear in technical death metal. Bands either fade into irrelevance or return sounding like a sterile version of themselves, obsessed with proving how many notes...
The first rule of Don't F With Mary Jane is simple: stop trying to figure out whether it's taking itself seriously. It doesn't care. One minute it's a bruising character study about emotional abuse an...
They’re baaaack! Minions & Monsters sends everyone's favorite yellow agents of chaos back to the spotlight, this time into the wild world of 1920s Hollywood. What starts as another accidental adventur...
A low hum emerges from the void—distant, mechanical, almost celestial. It swells into a vast orchestral surge, as if some unseen force is breathing life into the cosmos itself. Flickers of melody spir...
You know what's scarier than demons? An HOA. That's the gloriously stupid premise behind Hold the Fort , and director William Bagley milks every ridiculous second of it. What starts as a young couple...
Killer couples therapy? Honestly, that's a premise that practically sells itself. As someone with a real soft spot for folk horror, I was immediately intrigued. At the same time, I'll admit I've grown...
A low hum emerges from the void—distant, mechanical, almost celestial. It swells into a vast orchestral surge, as if some unseen force is breathing life into the cosmos itself. Flickers of melody spir...
Freedom! Adventure! Flying like Peter Pan across...a circuit board?! Damn straight! Forget Neverland, folks. Back in 1985, the place every kid wanted to visit wasn't Fantasy Island—it was outer space....
The first time I saw Stanley Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange , I was in seventh grade. It came from a local Mom & Pop video store. I remember grabbing popcorn, thinking I was about to watch some old sci-...
I knew I was in trouble about two minutes into Old Gods Awaken . That stupid grin hit my face—the same one I had as a thirteen-year-old sneaking downstairs after my parents went to bed to watch Deaths...
I was 14 when Batman came out in the summer of 1989, and honestly, I don’t think I was ever the same after that. I probably saw it 20 times. That bat symbol was all over the place. Kids wore it on the...
The Dead Live... Again! This time in stunning Ultra HD 4K, courtesy of the Criterion Collection . Criterion 's release of Night of the Living Dead isn't just another catalog title getting polished for...
Colorado has turned into a goddamn monster factory. Denver has been cranking out some of the most adventurous extreme metal on the planet over the past decade. Blood Incantation tore through death met...
Supergirl , much grittier than its predecessor, absolutely embraces chaos. The adventure in this outing is all over the place, and it leans into that. It's messy. It's funny. It is surprisingly emotio...
