Loron Hays

If stripteases in mining gear, hearts boiling alongside hot dogs, or dead women tumbling around in dryers aren’t your cup of tea then, well, I do believe there might be something wrong with you. My Bl...
What kind of secrets do old houses hide? Revenge of the Boogeyman , presented by Breaking Glass Pictures , thinks it knows and, thanks to director Erik Skybak , presents these secrets with a wink and...
To this day, there remains something insanely special about director Brian De Palma ’s Carrie . It is based on the once-discarded novel by Stephen King , but was painstakingly adapted for the screen b...
Well, they certainly don’t look their age. Thankfully, neither Porky Pig or Daffy Duck, both voiced by Eric Bauza , act their age either. Because, honestly, when you are having this much fun with char...
Thrill Me! Writer/Director Fred Dekker is a hero of mine when it comes to making memorable films. From Night of the Creeps to Monster Squad , Dekker has created some of my all-time favorites. It would...
It’s hard to believe that You’re Next , now celebrating its 10th anniversary, has never before been available in 4K here in the United States until now. But, thanks to Lionsgate Limited , Americans ca...
Meteor shit! Fuck-a-diddle! Creepshow lands with a brand-new SteelBook edition which faithfully recreates its original art! Loaded with highly quotable lines and scary-ass scenes full of corpses and m...
Homages to slasher films of a bygone era are, once again, on the rise. We just can’t get enough of the old school thrills, kills, and spills. It’s the unapologetic brutality as dumbass college student...
It’s supposed to be about wine, whisky, and really good food. But, with a plan as simple as that for a television show, something is bound to go hilariously wrong . . . and still work out!...
Make no mistake, Panic Room - hailing all the way from the year 2002 - is director David Fincher ’s underrated masterpiece. There are moments of suspense in this neo-noir gem which are definitely not...
The election’s over, friends. It’s time to chew bubblegum and kick ass again! Director John Carpenter had a nice run, didn’t he? Between the late 1970’s and the early 1990’s, Carpenter was king of sci...
This is one hell of a deadly mousetrap! Opening with a seriously twisted tooth extraction, I Heart Willie is not the cartoon character origin story you might be expecting . . . especially if you have...
What movie? You didn’t tell me about any movie! The meta is strong in the remake of The Blob . Too bad this remake often gets ignored by snobs because this version gets a lot of things about remakes d...
Thirty years have gone by already since David Fincher unleashed his masterful beast of a thriller and reinvigorated his feature career ( Alien 3 did not go well for him, and he returned to commercials...
Action. Atmosphere. And Kurt Russell as Snake Plissken saying things like, "Sad story. You got a smoke?" Do I really need to say any more? Escape from New York , from writer/director John Carpenter ,...

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