Theta Pi or die! Released into the post- Scream wasteland of 2009, Sorority Row arrived at precisely the wrong moment. Audiences had grown tired of beautiful young people trading sarcastic insults whi...
Hospitals are fucking creepy. I don't care how much money they spend on soothing paint colors, cheerful artwork, or those little signs reminding everyone that healing happens here. Nobody wants to be...
For years, Reel Reviews has been where I write about other people’s work—movies I love, movies I hate, filmmakers who know exactly what they’re doing, filmmakers who apparently misplaced the instructi...
Before he went to the hood, went to space, went to Vegas and somehow kept coming back for more gold, the Leprechaun was just a pissed-off little Irish monster terrorizing Jennifer Aniston and anyone f...
LukHash ’s Home Arcade feels like someone cracked open a time capsule from 1989, wired it into a modern DAW, and said, “Yeah, let’s make this thing glow.” It’s pure neon energy—bright, buzzy, and unap...
Season One of The Mandalorian hits the ground running thanks to the passion behind the scenes from creator Jon Favreau and a roster of directors who clearly understand what makes S tar Wars work. Rath...
“That’s what I call a brain freeze!” Clint Howard : the man, the myth, the legend. Only he could bring the crazy character at the center of Ice Cream Man to life, and he does it with aplomb, clawing t...
There is a point in Mutiny when you realize exactly what Jason Statham and director Jean-François Richet are serving up, and either you’re going to grin like an idiot or spend the rest of the movie co...
Here's the uncomfortable thing about House of Horrors : Universal didn't have to build its monster. No bolts. No yak hair. No elaborate Jack Pierce transformation requiring somebody to sit in a makeup...
There is something inherently terrifying about childbirth, a violent biological miracle in which the human body stretches, tears, bleeds, and somehow produces life. Raymond Creamer’s Goody Goody under...
What if all this strange activity in the skies isn’t new? What if humanity has been seeing the same damn things for thousands of years, only describing them with the language available at the time? Th...
There are movies whose budgets are visible in every frame, and then there are movies where something far more interesting is visible: the sheer determination required to get the damn thing made. Curse...
ionel Atwill is performing illegal experiments on human beings. Again. At some point you'd think somebody in the Universal universe would stop giving this man access to medical equipment but thank God...
Legend of the White Dragon arrives carrying enough emotional baggage to crush the goddamn thing before it ever gets airborne. Conceived as a harder, bruised-up riff on the color-coded heroics that mad...
Woman Incarcerated: Strands of Hope enters a Florida jail with every opportunity to become another well-meaning documentary about rehabilitation, redemption, and second chances. Those phrases have bee...