Loron Hays

She’s smart. She’s sexy. She’s new in town and she’s all sorts of sweet sixteen. She also likes making it with boys on sacred Native American burial grounds in the desert. What a way to get your rocks...
Anarchy and hedonism! The Romantic writers, according to this fictionalized account of the creation of Shelley' s Frankenstein and Polidari's The Vampyre , were a bunch of cock-gobbling druggies. This...
Imagine it. Close your eyes and set the scene. You are alone on the highway. Maybe this is a highway through a glorious city of neon lights. Maybe it is a desert highway with only dunes and starry ski...
Class of 1999 is, of course, the film that reveals the truth behind the magic of Pam Grier's glorious breasts. The scene, happening in a school hallway after she takes down two gang leaders on their m...
For writer/director Tyler Amm, the third time really is the charm. His latest horror/comedy is a certifiable blast of gut-busting humor and horror. Butcher the Bakers crawls out from the stickier side...
Disfigurement! Death! Dastardly charges of electricity! So this is why the lights went out last night, by golly! This is why scientists – no matter how large or small their egos are – should NEVER exp...
Being in the wrong place at the wrong time just might save your life. Martel "Too Sweet" Gordone (Leon Isaac Kennedy) has an axe to grind. If he has to do it against the skulls of the two bikers who k...
Lord Marmion of Fontenaye would be proud. His quote from Sir Walter Scott's long romantic poem about tangled webs woven in the act of deception fits perfectly here with Shannon Alexander's drug-dealin...
All we wanted was a bigger and healthier tomato, what we got was a ripe parody that paved the way for such comedy classics like Airplane! and all the other beloved and relatively tasteless gag-filled...
Half-man, half-sea serpent; all thrashing rubber! Filmmaker Harry Essex is at it once again. Yes, the writer of Creature from the Black Lagoon and It Came from Outer Space is once again striking fear...
I’m not sure anyone should hold a gun to the back of Sid Haig’s legendary bald head. There’s always Hell to pay later. Thankfully, the lasers in The Aftermath are not set to stun. Long neglected, it i...
Orgies! Cocaine! A bug-eyed hypnotist! And women, women, women! Lucifer's Women is a nutso exploration between evil energy sources as satanic possession makes one woman's skin crawl....
The Italian giallo, my fiends, was still going strong in the 1980s. Yes, two decades after its debut, the surreal qualities of the sub-genre were still solidly at play in theaters and also still very...
His fingers have been eaten away. He will no longer be able to use them. Well, that sounds like a challenge to me! Game on! Long live the Texas-based American Genre Film Archive as, once again, they m...
Think you’ve seen Nicolas Cage unhinged in a movie before? Think again. A young mother parks her SUV on some railroad tracks. Her child is in the backseat. She gets out of the car as the crossing guar...
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