Loron Hays

Essentially, Battle Beyond the Stars can be described as Akira Kurosawa ’s The Seven Samurai meets Star Wars on a restricted budget that employs egg and milk cartons for its interior spaceship designs...
There’s not many people left in the world of Twin Peaks . The legends are all passing into the void, including its maker: the one and only David Lynch . Yet, what would Twin Peaks be without The Log L...
I put off watching A Minecraft Movie for a week due to all the noise it was making from certain crowds obsessed with the whole “chicken jockey” line before destroying the theater. I regret that decisi...
I mean, look, The Third Man is a damned classic. Scripted by Graham Greene and featuring some incredible performances from its leads, Carol Reed ’s film is a masterpiece that never falters in its step...
I’ve been waxing lyrical recently on some critically revered flicks and their rare confluences of casting, writing and execution to form classics for the ages. But it’s not just drama masterpieces tha...
Number Five is alive…and armed to the teeth! Imagine if the robot in Short Circuit was programmed by the government to wipe out certain members of our society. Electronic genocide in an easy bake mach...
The obscene child returns! Please understand, though, Amadeus is not - nor has it ever been -the boring 18th century period piece you might possibly expect it to be. There remains something absolutely...
"Alright, who's next? Who wants some?" With that classic phrase uttered from Bruce Campbell 's lips, Raimi 's stop-motion ode to all things Ray Harryhausen roars to supernatural life in home theatres...
With Tobe Hooper ’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre as its reference point, Motel Hell is a seriously delicious horror film that exploits all the typical genre markers for the sake of comedy. And it’s all bec...
If stripteases in mining gear, hearts boiling alongside hot dogs, or dead women tumbling around in dryers aren’t your cup of tea then, well, I do believe there might be something wrong with you. My Bl...
What kind of secrets do old houses hide? Revenge of the Boogeyman , presented by Breaking Glass Pictures , thinks it knows and, thanks to director Erik Skybak , presents these secrets with a wink and...
To this day, there remains something insanely special about director Brian De Palma ’s Carrie . It is based on the once-discarded novel by Stephen King , but was painstakingly adapted for the screen b...
Well, they certainly don’t look their age. Thankfully, neither Porky Pig or Daffy Duck, both voiced by Eric Bauza , act their age either. Because, honestly, when you are having this much fun with char...
Thrill Me! Writer/Director Fred Dekker is a hero of mine when it comes to making memorable films. From Night of the Creeps to Monster Squad , Dekker has created some of my all-time favorites. It would...
It’s hard to believe that You’re Next , now celebrating its 10th anniversary, has never before been available in 4K here in the United States until now. But, thanks to Lionsgate Limited , Americans ca...

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