Loron Hays

It was a dark and stormy night . . .and that’s how much of Blackwater Lane remains, taking viewers by no surprise whatsoever as a thriller fails to wash the soap opera off all of its limbs. While it d...
“I don’t have any secrets.” Lionsgate is currently killing it with their Collector’s Edition releases. And The Conversation , with its delicious treatment of a web of secrets, is certainly a crowning...
“You’ve got red on you.” Celebrate the 20th anniversary of the beloved horror-comedy classic Shaun of the Dead , with this limited-edition SteelBook release from Focus Features, complete with cover ar...
Director Leigh Whannell is no stranger to Universal ’s history in horror films. He successfully resuscitated their brand of horror (after the plans for a cinematic universe went tits up) with his hand...
Art The Clown as Santa? You had me at Ho Ho Holy shit that’s a great idea! Grabbing the B-movie vibe by both cheeks and yanking his audience toward him, writer/director Damien Leone continues to put h...
Go ahead. Revoke my membership to the cool kids table at the lunchroom. I guess I simply don’t care to hear anymore from anyone about how goddamn awful Cherry 2000 is. It’s not. Not in the least. I or...
Russ Meyer was a total badass. There’s simply no other way to put it and his films, everything from Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! to Beyond the Valley of the Dolls , stands as a testimony for his pion...
Late one night when everyone was in their beds . . . there was a knock on the door.” And just like that, this chilling tale of ghosts, demons, and evil spirits has our full attention! The Damned , a p...
“Sometimes the only way I know you’re still alive is when I hear ya flush the toilet!” The VW spider is back in action . . . in 4K! Don’t adjust your television set! The little blue streak shooting ac...
Fresh from the success of 1978’s Halloween , director John Carpenter returns to horror and its star Jamie Lee Curtis for his follow-up feature film. The Fog is a supernatural horror flick that is heav...
Hey Ho, Let’s Go! It's time to head back to school – Rock 'N' Roll High School , that is – with this special 45th Anniversary Edition featuring the cult classic film newly remastered in 4K! Thank God...
Fans of campy horror rejoice! The terrifying three -ring circus has returned!!!! Those bizarrely goofy Killer Klowns are returning to the planet and this time they’ll land their circus tent of curiosi...
Ho ho ho! Merry friggin’ Christmas! Have you been naughty or nice this year? Fuhget about Sandy Claws, it is Krampus who really wants to know. And thanks to Shout Factory ’s Naughty Cut of 2015’s Kram...
With Tobe Hooper ’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre as its reference point, Motel Hell is a seriously delicious horror film that exploits all the typical genre markers for the sake of comedy. And it’s all bec...
A new Christmas classic has arrived. Honestly, you had me hooked with the idea of Danny Devito operating a hotel in the Italian countryside. I didn’t expect this Christmas comedy - which also happens...

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