Loron Hays

She-Devils on Wheels - The Herschell Gordon Lewis Feast
Some movies are good . Some movies are bad . And then there are movies like She-Devils on Wheels — a roaring, leather-clad fever dream that seems less like a planned...
The Magic of Lemon Drops (2024)
If you’ve ever stared at the ceiling at 2 a.m., wondering what your life might look like if you’d taken that job, kissed that person, or told your dad that his diner menu needs more than beige food… c...
Snakes on a Plane (2026)
“I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!” Oh, we are not playing this one straight. Buckle up. When I borrowed that gloriously neutered TV edit line for the ope...
Vampire Zombies... From Space
They came from beyond the stars. They crave your blood. And they’re hungry for brains. It’s Ed Wood by way of Mel Brooks ! Let’s get this out of the way: Vampire Zombies… from Space! is exactly the ki...
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
They’re gross. They’re rude. They’re back — and they’ve never looked slimier. There are bad movies, and then there are movies that feel like they crawled out of a damp VHS bargain bin at 2 a.m., clutc...
Missing the Boat (2026)
Hallmark ’s 2026 movie Missing the Boat closes out the Winter Escape lineup with exactly the kind of breezy, sun‑kissed charm you want from a finale. It’s light on its feet, warm in tone, and anchored...
Atlas Neon’s Nightmare Arcade
Imagine: you linger in the mall long past closing, drifting under half-dimmed fluorescent lights while the smells of popcorn salt and pretzel butter hang in the air. Most of the stores are gated, the...
Nadja (1994)
Invited by David Lynch to dream up a low-budget genre film, Michael Almereyda answered with Nadja , a vampire movie that feels less like a revival than a séance. Recombining figures from Bram Stoker a...
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Watching Eyes Wide Shut now feels less like revisiting a late-’90s curiosity and more like opening a time capsule that somehow knew the future would be uneasy. On its surface, it’s a slow, hypnotic ma...
Sweet Carolina (2021)
Sweet Carolina is another one of those Hallmark movies that sneaks up on you. You sit down expecting a cozy little small‑town romance with a side of Lacey Chabert charm, and suddenly you’re knee‑deep...
The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)
The Pink Panther Strikes Again finds the Clouseau series gleefully abandoning plausibility in favor of pure comic momentum—and it’s all the better for it. The film opens with former Chief Inspector Ch...
Tank Girl (1995) - 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray
Few things are more punk rock than Tank Girl !!! From the moment Lori Petty storms onto the screen as Rebecca Buck—aka Tank Girl, anarchist drifter and middle finger to the Water & Power (W&P) corpora...
Revenge of the Pink Panther (1978)
The art of comedy… perfected by accident. Sometimes a movie feels like a memory, and Revenge of the Pink Panther is pure ’70s leftover VHS goodness: the hazy glow of late-night TV, the freeze-frames y...
Blast-Off Girls (1967)
On again, off again. In love, out of love. Going back to school, starting a new job. Everything is fluid and everything is changing in the whimsical and lustful drama from French director Jacques Audi...
All of My Heart: Inn Love (2025)
You’re here because you like your romance cozy, your conflicts gentle, and your small-town inns emotionally overqualified for drama! A ll of My Heart: Inn Love is exactly your speed. This Hallmark seq...
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