“Isn’t it gorgeous, babe?!” That’s the pervading sentiment in Hard Ticket to Hawaii , a bleach-blonde action flick in which hot babes do their best thinking in Jacuzzis and, after insulting a bunch of...
Clash, Killer Fist! A legend has returned. If you are not yet one with the madness that is the martial arts film, then let this release be your starting point. Why? Because from the years of 1973 to 1...
Being the ninth and final film in Hammer ’s Dracula series, The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires definitely holds a special place in horror history. That’s not the limit of its legacy, though. Not by a...
"I got my beer, I got my sex partner, what else do I need?” Blood Lake continues to exist because we all want to be like Little Tony. Fight me if you disagree. Having a camcorder doesn’t necessarily m...
Before Resident Evil , there was Warning Sign . Complete with an impressive synth score from Craig Safan , this thriller absolutely rocks and serves as the precursor to what would come in a lot of bio...
“God, I love the desert!” This is what is loudly proclaimed by the Sunday school teacher who is sitting squarely at the center of Murderlust . Steve Belmont ( Eli Rich ) is a pathetic human being. As...
Jon Anthony Thomas has done a very brave thing. He let it all go. Every single thing and this includes his spellbinding blips, bleeps, and glitches. The Ethereal Delusions that once was, well, is curr...
When I was a young fool, my go-to movie was Forest Gump . I think I saw that damn film at least NINE times in the theater. I was graduating high school and leaving for college and that film just reson...
The American Frontier. Having lived in the Midwest for most of my life, I can tell you that there are parts of it that – stretching on and on for what seems like endless miles – feel haunting and fore...
You ever wish there was more of you to go around? Feel completely wiped out at the end of the day? Willing to only stuff your face with one slice of pizza too many when you get home? If so, Sony and C...
A baboon’s heart, hockey, and one hell of a sweet story. That’s what you STILL get with Untamed Heart , now making its blu-ray debut Caroline ( Marisa Tomei ) has too good of a heart. So say her frien...
In order to fully appreciate just how CRAZY Aquaman is, I suggest you being four or five beers deep. Seriously. DC needs James Wan . The proof is just how enjoyably bonkers Aquaman is, which Wan direc...
What do YOU dream of? That’s the opening question in the debut EP from Simpler Times . Named Replicants , this EP is a pulse-pounding trip back in time to a Berlin dance floor from the early 1980s. Bo...
Mesmerizing pulp fiction. There simply is no other way to describe the powerful impact of Detour , a low budget gem from Poverty Row Pictures . Truthfully, the movie shouldn’t work as well at it does...
Val Lewton, making 1940s B-flicks look nothing like other horror films of the 1940s, is a certifiable genius of the cinema. His ability to plunge audiences straight into nightmares is uncanny. Madness...