Loron Hays

It's the sequel no one wanted. Go in knowing this. The opening few minutes of Brahms: The Boy II are this film’s best. Shocking and thrilling, an unsuspected home invasion rocks the idyllic world of L...
Beware, thar be sea creatures here! Thanks to producer Nico Mastorakis ( Island of Death, The Zero Boys, The Wind ), Richard Jefferies , the screenwriter behind Scarecrows , The Vagrant , and Cold Cre...
Because you never know when you are going to need stick matches! While the earthquake that opens John Carpenter ’ s Escape from L.A. and separates the county from the rest of California might be the s...
Put down that burrito, my friend, Satan is back on earth! That’s right, Dolly Dearest has returned to finish the job it started back when it was originally released in 1991!...
Stinkin’ Lucas just cheers everybody up and makes the whole office better! Lucas this! Lucas that! Uh-oh. Just who is this guy? With those words, Nate ( Grant Wright Gunderson ) finds himself concerne...
The hot water is boiling. The lemon is cut. The tea leaves are ready, too. But the relaxing night planned is soon interrupted. First, there is a terrifying shadow down the hall and then, with the ring...
Oh, boy. If the alternate title shown in the opening credits isn't a sign of a really bad movie, then I don't know what it is. Where do I even begin with this schlocky D-grade rip on extraterrestrial...
When the “zombies” start slipping vines over the heads of the island visitors and choking them to death, I’d say the vacation on this tropical island is over. Mexico would have been so much nicer inde...
The new comedy starring Anne Hathaway and Rebel Wilson called The Hustle is an almost identical remake of the 1988 classic comedy Dirty Rotten Scoundrels which starred Michael Caine and Steve Martin -...
Lonely Are The Brave , starring Kirk Douglas , has a very poetic opening as a lone cowboy, sitting around a campfire, talks to his horse and then pushes his cowboy hat back on his head . . . to watch...
Well, razz my berries! A true original has entered into our cinematic consciousness. Think you know 1950s-era science fiction? Think it can’t be done differently? Think again. The Vast of Night has ar...
Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! Universal 's F9 might not be happening this summer, but that’s not stopping The Asylum from delivering their next, best, and fully loaded mockbuster and it comes courtesy of a sou...
4 gunmen. 41 people. 8 hours. Those are the specifics floating around the 1991 Sacramento hostage crisis when a Good Guys! store in Sacramento, California was hit by rogue members of the Oriental Gang...
Scoob! is a fun and witty family film. Get that through your thick head first and foremost. Sure, we might start out with the gang as youngsters, but fast forward a few years and the gang is ready for...
Single moms. Shy sons. Cute neighbors. And a monster that will eat you if you aren’t in bed by sundown each and every night. No matter where we go, it seems what scares us will follow. Don’t Run is a...
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