Loron Hays

Swamp gators (with their mouths taped shut as evidenced by this crisp 4K handling!), dead lawyers, and mighty sums of money! Such frightful delights await those that can stay sane in the Norman clan....
With squirrely attitudes at an all time HIGH, a new comedy serves up some seriously great bites of science fiction cheese and crackers as Waikato, New Zealand becomes the epicenter for alien invasions...
Sometimes the road to the altar - or in this case, the justice of the peace - is fraught with unexpected unexpected bumps along the way, like a fun media-frightened Archduke, saving a gangster from dr...
The Awful Truth might have been Cary Grant ’s first SUCCESSFUL screwball comedy, but Big Brown Eyes - with its witty dialogue and snappy performances - is, for my money' worth, the FIRST screwball com...
Freakin’ hilarious, Horror Hounds and Gore-Gore Ghouls! We Got a Monkey’s Paw , co-written by Zack Ogle and Aaron Pagniano (who also directs this short), is a blissfully zany slice of horror comedy th...
“How could it be hot when it’s Chile?” Businessman Julian De Lussac ( Cary Grant ) is back in Paris and he doesn’t know what he’s doing. At all. Which makes this Grant -centered film, his 17th film, a...
The stage. When you are a comedian, it can be a damn lonely place to be. Especially when crickets are the only thing heard from out in the void. The spotlight isn’t all it is cracked up to be. Ghost l...
Cinephile Kiddies and Cretins, come gather round and let me tell you a story about two bumbling reporters who, on an assignment to Dracula’s home turf, uncover the continuing reign of a bi-polar mad s...
No human was made for immortality. What could possibly be learned if there were no consequences to the crazy things we put our bodies through? But, snarky giggles aside, there is serious thought fueli...
Prepare yourselves, Cine-freaks and geeks. A frighteningly funny horror/comedy has arrived on the quarantined scene and, with its crazy ‘80s aesthetic and killer quick edits, Hawk & Rev: Vampire Slaye...
Emperor Ming the Merciless (a very FUN Max von Sydow ) of the planet Mongo is bored. In the famous opening of Flash Gordon , he admits of his boredom and decides to play with Earth and causes widespre...
Your body will always fight AGAINST you. With those words, one woman learns more about herself than any book could ever tell her. And it is a good thing, too, as director Philip S. Plowden ’s debut, R...
Rock on! Just like that the third (and probably final) film in the Bill & Ted legacy is upon us, streaming straight into our living rooms thanks to the lasting effects and the health concerns of the C...
Why work for other people? That’s one question posed in Up On The Glass , a thriller that brings two men, from different walks in life, who have an interest in the same woman together, after years apa...
AS I have previously stated, Pre-Code Hollywood fascinates me. There are a lot of grand and wonderful films reflecting the true culture of the time period from 1930 – 1934. Man, it must have been a wi...