Loron Hays

It’s about a maladjusted robot. He wears clunky footwear, a slick cape, and burns people alive with lasers. And it’s damn near brilliant. You see, the brain inside the robot used to belong to a Nobel...
It might have taken two-decades but Pixar – the animation company responsible for Toy Story , Finding Nemo , Wall-E , and The Incredibles – is finally (and rather specifically) addressing their female...
About two years ago I read Seth Grahame-Smith’s Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and was immediately struck by its power and purpose in having a little fun with a historical figure, the mythology surro...
“Are you ready for a good time!?” When AC/DC first asked the question in 1990 (after the 80’s had officially ended and real joy could be had), the response was immediate. “Hell, yes,” and the crowd ro...
Ignore the title. This isn’t an exploitation flick. Based on the true story of Sam Childers, a career criminal turned anti-Kony activist, Machine Gun Preacher presents a man maybe too far gone for red...
It’s been about a week since I have seen Ridley Scott’s Prometheus . Its themes – both haunting and human – have been resting inside me while I contemplate the dynamics of what I’ve seen. Since then,...
While it started as an internet sensation, the real life story of an elderly man kicking ass and taking names on a bus has erupted into a full-fledged B movie starring genre geek favorite Danny Trejo....
If you are at all like me, you see the possibilities that the gimmick of a man on a ledge somehow pulling off a jewel heist while pledging his innocence could sell itself on an assumed B-movie premise...
“Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina,” screams actress Katrina Bowden ( 30 Rock ) in director John Gulager’s Piranha 3DD . That line alone should tell you all you need to kn...
Prepare to roll your eyes. I’m about to make a declaration that will probably offend some and cause a mild panic in others. Ready? Moonrise Kingdom is the absolute best Wes Anderson film. With this pa...
Lethal Weapon is more than a franchise. It’s more than a movie, too. Created at Warner Brothers at a time when scripts with original ideas found themselves getting made (instead of reboot after reboot...
Offering a little slice of horror to start off the summer, writer/producer Oren Peli (the brain behind Paranormal Activity ) revisits the found footage phenomenon and presents us with a collection of...
Big. Loud. Dumb. Mr. Berg, you sank my battleship. While audiences were lucky to get a smartly-balanced flick in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers to kick start the summer, Peter Berg’s floating nightmare, B...
No, comedian Sacha Baron Cohen has not flipped his lid. The real-life pranks and antics he scored big laughs with in Borat and Bruno have been replaced with actors, but the dark and scathing commentar...
Warning: the following release is intended for Grindhouse aficionados and trash trailer lovers only!!! Proving itself to be a bit of a history lesson in trash cinema, 42 nd Street is an exploitation l...