Loron Hays

Thank God for Black and Decker! Start laughing now because, with those words, one member of Force: Five , a "team" of martial arts experts (a term I use loosely here . . . even though this film is com...
Forget about the search for water. This time out in the cinematic wastelands , the general public simply wants topless women in skintight leather shorts! And, financed by producer Roger Corman , Wheel...
Finally, the real truth about the walking dead can be told (and sold) to the masses. Boils and Ghouls, I bring you the blood-curdling classic known as Zombie ! The eye violence! The zombie wrestling w...
Why, yes, we are in yet another cabin in yet another wooded area where, crazier even still, insane shit goes down. Get over it, though, as there is plenty to enjoy here. From the performances to the k...
Ever heard of the absolute suck-fest known as The Phantom Menace ? Yeah, well this similarly titled movie is much, much better. The Phantom Empire , which features two nubile young cave "bunnies" wres...
They walk! They talk! They bite the head off of E.T. They even shoot tiny spikes from their pelts! The Critters movies, last scene on VHS and crummy DVD releases, returns and they, with brand new 2K s...
“I was born in a house with the television always on…” David Byrne , the lead singer of Talking Heads , has directed only one feature film . . . so far. And his movie, True Stories , begins on the ope...
When Italians do American-styled action flicks, they usually hit the stereotypes AND the action a hell of a lot harder than we do. Thought First Blood was a tough watch, especially when the entire tow...
You need to know that Adam Ford is no longer a detective from Los Angeles. This was the case with Los Angeles Cold Night . You also need to know that his wife, having met her in the prequel release Mi...
Chicago is a very beautiful city. From the inspiring architecture to the sports teams, a thriving cultural history – whether being celebrated in seasonal bursts or by the rousing cuisine – absolutely...
“You just killed me!” It is hard to feel sympathy for businessman Anthony Peterson ( Ron Thompson ). He’s been kidnapped and, with only a cell phone left in the large shipping container with him, lite...
The past is never dead. Paraphrased from William Faulkner , this line is directly stated in the absolutely gut-wrenching brutality that is Combat Shock . Written and directed by Buddy Giovinazzo , thi...
Abstract Void shouldn’t work. This project, exploring the dark and atmospheric place where black metal and synthwave unexpectedly meet, is; however, ABSOLUTELY thriving. This is made evident by the ar...
Delta Sigma Sigma really knows how to paint the town red during the holiday season! It helps that they have the help of a murdering psycho prowling around, but who knew – in a holiday that depends on...
As a fan of the horror genre and of soundtracks in general, I have long been aware of Cœur ’s output. The sounds that Levi Miah produces are haunting gems that absolutely deserve images to go along wi...