Loron Hays

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Holy shit! Tree roots from Hell!! Edited together in such a way to kill any sense of forward momentum, the sheer lunacy of Contamination .7 (also released as The Crawlers, Troll 3, and almost any othe...
“I’m the red queen. She’s the black queen,” chants Kitty’s sister, Evelyn. The two siblings have grown up raised by their grandfather. The family mansion has been their playground, but the two sisters...
Some men should never remarry. Alan Cunningham (Anthony Steffen , Django the Bastard ), a milk-obsessed lover of ginger-haired strippers, is one of those poor, unfortunate bastards. Don’t boo hoo him....
Originally paired at the drive-in with 1,000 Convicts and a Woman , director Martin Scorsese scored a significant victory for producer Roger Corman with Boxcar Bertha , his take on the Great Depressio...
When Vincent Price takes to the stage, fans of the Horror genre had best take notice. His delivery is both campy and intoxicatingly brilliant. There is no doubt in my mind that his classicisms of stag...
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Soft-core and vampirism go hand in hand. Sometimes they even skip through parks together and skinny dip in ponds on moonless nights where the babes are bountiful and the skin around the neckline so ve...
I will submit to you that no one my age can EVER forget how The Greatest American Hero actor takes the garbage out in House , the horror comedy directed by Steve Miner. When his hot blonde neighbor st...
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Holy Hairspray, Freaks and Geeks, a camp classic is reborn!!! Cue the cheesy synths. Grab the saxophone, too. It’s time for Vanity to hose herself down in director Gil Bettman’s Never Too Young To Die...
Grab your groins, boys. Demented is going to leave you wincing. The rape and revenge subgenre of the b-movie market is sometimes a mixed bag. Dipping their hands deep into those murky waters, Scream F...
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