Loron Hays

IT. HAS. ARRIVED. Fred Jones. Daphne Blake. Velma Dinkley. Shaggy Rogers. And a Great Dane named Scooby-Doo. That’s right, kiddos, the Mystery Machine has pulled up in all-new (AND BOLD) colors! The d...
It’s over the BIG TOP fun when Big Ronnie ( John O’Hara ) and his Circus of A Thousand Wonders arrives in your town! Your ass better hightail it for the hills! Clownado , written and directed by Todd...
Hell Comes to Frogtown and only "Rowdy" Roddy Piper as Sam Hell can save the day. I don’t know whose idea it was – cinematographer/director Donald G. Jackson or writer/producer Randall Frakes or, hell...
Arthouse films have a lot to offer fans of the horror genre. Gwen , operating as a feminist folk tale, is yet another example of that statement....
Dark. Intense. Edgy. Consistently bold. Endlessly imaginative. And, of late, experiencing a bit of a renaissance in popularity, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is now – on the eve of its 25th Anniversary –...
The cat puns! The synth-minded tails! The awesome (C)attitude! Synthriders are going to lose their minds to what Cat Temper, hailing from Boston, Massachusetts, has served up with his latest release!...
Grab the wolfsbane! Get the garlic! Cult filmmaker William Beaudine takes aim and squeezes the B-movie trigger again! From The Ape Man to Voodoo Man , the director constantly drums up a lot of B-movie...
In which Frankenstein gives us the two fingered salute! You’ll laugh! You’ll cry!! The Horror of Frankenstein and its bodybuilding monster will be why! Scientific twaddle has never been so superciliou...
Atomic fusion gets jazzed up! Thanks to a righteously jazzy score from composer Ralph Carmichael and an off-kilter (but campy) vibe, an underappreciated science fiction gem gets the blu-ray treatment...
I mean, it isn’t every day you see a body being dragged on the ground by your grandparents. That’s just one of the MANY shocks in this creepy gem from the video store. Newly scanned and remastered in...
The trees on this godless land are bare throughout The Nightingale . They look like crooked fingers stretching up toward an empty sky that offers nothing but darkness. So, too appears the land surroun...
Because maybe the Easter Bunny DOES crap colored eggs! Radioland Murders , directed by Mel Smith ( The Tall Guy , Bean ) and co-written by George Lucas , is a throwback to another era of comedy. Unfor...
Bloody rabbits do not belong in the shower! That’s one lessen to learn here with this flick. The other is that you simply do not mess with a bleach-blonde James Spader . You are simply asking for a wh...
You’re dead meat, Pilgrim. Highly quotable and completely off its rocker in all the best ways possible, Weird Science is back in circulation thanks to the lovable charm of two high school losers as th...
Your new favorite monster movie, clocking in at a zippy 75-minutes, will have you stomping your way toward extinction thanks to laughing so damn hard at its rubber-suited antics, its 1980s shock and s...