Loron Hays

BOOM! Talking to someone and then watching, rather unexpectedly, their head blowing up can be quite unsettling. It happens repeatedly in American Hunt and, each and every time, the shock is not someth...
No, this title isn’t connected to Silent Bob’s Russian cousin. You know, the one that kept singing, “BERRRRRSERRRRRRKER!” in Clerks . That might have improved Berserker greatly. Instead, we get a kill...
Ca-Ca-Crazy lives here and, if you are anything like me and my warped sensibility, you are gonna love it...
Objectified horror has found its home! If you ever find the replicate of the original Amityville house in your garage, but it is pint-sized (as in a dollhouse) leave it the fuck alone. Don’t touch it....
t’s showtime! They once delighted their audiences, now, they frighten them! Reuniting 3 From Hell’ s Bill Moseley and Bill Oberst, Jr. is always a good idea. Putting dummies is their hands – or at lea...
What movie? You didn’t tell me about any movie! The meta is strong in the remake of The Blob . Too bad this remake often gets ignored because this version gets a lot of things about remakes damn right...
Are you a righteous soul? Are you a believer of the monsters that lurk in the shadows? If so, then Blood Myth and its blood-gurgling twist is the terror for you....
What do bathtub toy boats and plastic helicopters have in common with a dude in a monster suit? Hint: the action takes place in Japan. That’s right. Godzilla , the mother of all mega-monster movies, i...
Here at Reel Reviews, Béla Lugosi is one of our favorite character actors and for good reason. The man solidified the Horror genre as a major cinematic force thanks to his riveting performance as Drac...
It’s the eyes, man! It’s all about the eyes. Béla Lugosi (and those expressive eyebrows of his) definitely created a lot of memorable characters for cinema. He was always chewing the scenery and makin...
What do you get when the stars of Aliens , Lonesome Dove , and Face/Off come together in a rollicking western actioner? How about a town with no good guys! Eminence Hill , directed by Robert Conway ,...
Imagine if the original Alien had been shot for 3-D? That chest-busting scene would have really leaped right off of the screen. One has to think that producer and director Charles Band , in his pre- F...
It’s time to go back. Clocking in at a breezy 109 minutes, The Wizard of Oz is one of the finest examples of fantasy escapism that we have in film history. Let that soak in for a minute. Perhaps thing...
The Firefly Clan is back! That’s right, they survived the shootout that marked the end of The Devil’s Rejects and, for the past decade, they have been rotting behind bars. Except, as the movie begins,...
Being a Ghostbuster is hit and miss when it comes to the evidence department. Not every ghost loves to leave trails of slime. Just ask this paranormal investigating team at the center of Portal becaus...