Loron Hays

I understand why Mill Creek is popular with some people. They offer low-rent movies at bargain basement prices. Hell, even their deluxe treatment – warts and all – of classic 1980’s television shows a...
// “The genitals are the door to evil! The vagina, the uterus, the womb; the labyrinth that leads to hell; the devil’s tools!” Father, please forgive me. I have sinned and actually enjoyed a nunploita...
Boobs! Babes! Bees! Cue the insect-O-vision for this release! Get “Also Sprach Zarathustra” ready to roll on the LP, too. Boils and Ghouls, the killer bees are among us! Walking and talking their way...
American character actor Marc Lawrence is no stranger to genre fans. Just Google an image of him and you will see that recognizable mug of his. Your mind will immediately race to a series of “wasn’t h...
Thank the Goddess for Severin Films. With their new release of Cathy’s Curse , we can now dispose of our all our inferior Mill Creek DVD copies. Severin, recognizing the power in the weirdness of this...
Homegrown terror returns with the release of Retromedia’s The Wasp Woman/Beast from Haunted Cave . This black-and-white double feature is absolutely killing it in my blu-ray player as both films – one...
Hell, yes!!!! If you are anything like me (and completely landlocked), you probably feel like you have waited entirely too long to see this horror movie. I first heard about The Devil’s Candy in 2015,...
Hey batter batter batter! Swing batter!! Or is that, as Garth and Wayne used to suggest, schwing?! With the amount of boobs and blood on the screen in this homerun, it’s hard not to see this tale of h...
Poverty Row brings it again! Vintage horror films rarely get as good as the jewel uncovered here with The Film Detective’s release of a restored version of The Vampire Bat . There is so much happening...
Director Sophia Takal’s Always Shine is a disturbing tale of friendship gone wrong. It is a twisted tale where the horror is mostly psychological but always edgy. It is also the tale of female friends...
Zombies! Kung-Fu!! Stippers!!! Cannibals!!!! Monks? Raw Force , a raunchy slice of cinematic sleaze aimed at 12-year-old-boys, has it all. This poorly acted tale of high seas adventure to the burial p...
Corporations largely suck. On that point, we can probably all agree. Corporations smuggling killer bees into the United States; however, suck a little bit more than the rest. Insanely goofy with rando...
Blow-Up might have been writer/director Michelangelo Antonioni’s first British film, but it was far from English. The Italian director was far from home, but neither is it an Italian film. Blow-Up, be...
The words “show me wonders” should probably never be uttered in a horror movie concerning an evil genie. The bloodbath that follows such a command is a gnarly one. Thank the maker for 1997 and its use...
During the 1970s, overpopulation and pollution was one the minds of many. From scientists to audiences, the world was all-abuzz with the idea that too many people bumping into each other might just ki...