Loron Hays

Failure. Eliminate. Obey. Kill. Because we all go a little crazy sometimes. Beginning with a montage of rather extreme events, Distorted is a thrilling ride through the unconscious mind. The film, ful...
Ridiculous. Funny. And now on blu-ray thanks to Scream Factory! Cheap and cheesy, Alien Predators , originally released on VHS as The Falling , was one of my many go-to flicks at the video store back...
“These days, caused by bad prospects on many levels, 80s pop culture offers a sanctuary for numerous people, who yearn for a positive future....
It’s big and overweight. It has weird hair. It’s white. It eats skiers and children and, no, it’s not Donald Trump. It is, in fact, the SNOWBEAST and, if you are moving at a high rate of speed down a...
Time to sleep! Making its blu-ray debut is a retrograde schlock fest, The Sleeper , that gets quite a number of horror elements right in its 90-minutes. It is a film that embraces the ABSOLUTE Disturb...
Do you always drive by night?" She said, looking at him with a worrying gaze. "Yes." He took a drag from his half burned cigarette while gazing the city lights below. "Isn't that dangerous? Especially...
A decade is a long time to wait. But, sometimes, it pays off. That's the case here with The Strangers: Prey at Night . The same steady pace. The same unwinding feel. And, oh, the same horror. Stranger...
Any film that credits Orson Welles as Magic Consultant must be, at the very least, viewed once in a person’s life. Even if the film is a big pile of stinky poop. Horror film or cult comedy? You decide...
Who knew that Bigfoot was an overgrown peeping Tom? Someone did because, in the fully restored version of Abominable , fans get to see that hairy bastard spy on a showering girl and then, as she comes...
Drug deals encounter Jiu-Jitsu and well-manicured hair in this upmarket remake of what was once a memorable and super gritty Blaxploitation classic. Super Fly from 1972 might have been a haphazard and...
Mr. Franklin Kelp is a lonely man. He has a job, mind you, but it is managing paperwork and he needs not talk to other people. His co-workers, noticing the same crisp white collared shirt and slacks b...
In which a schlocky cult classic - complete with beauty, brawn, and brains - is REBORN! Time to dance your fear away, fight in a dusty graveyard, and sharpen those badass blades of fury. Just know thi...
Paul Verhoeven does not make bad films. Argue with me all you want to about the massive raspberry that you claim is Showgirls and I will defend it to my last breath. It is everything that it is BY DES...
This is a landscape of ash. Dark sunrises and even darker sunsets await those who venture out into this toxic wasteland. Some occupants, too poor to afford the rent as an off-lander, have no choice bu...
At least the filmmakers got the character right. Fist pumping all the way out of the theater this March, that was my big takeaway from this reboot. Finally, a Lara Croft film that felt EXACTLY like th...