Loron Hays

Foundations need to be shaken. Whatever happened to man’s best friend? Isle of Dogs , written and directed by Wes Anderson, has the answer and it comes into focus via stop-motion. This is Anderson’s s...
Sometimes fairy tales can be very real. Even the most terrifying ones. The Incantation , starring Dean Cain and Sam Valentine, dusts off the idea of the power of fairy tales with a horrific look at ju...
This movie is proof that downed US F-111 bombers and curious little boys do not mix. Make no mistake about it, the MVD Rewind Collection absolutely saves this film from its VHS dustbin obscurity. The...
You can’t touch this! Funny, charming, and definitely loaded with better moves than you’ve ever seen before, Breakin’ and its immediate sequel, Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo , find their way onto a sp...
Amputees attack! If you are reading this then you are probably wondering if Dwayne Johnson’s new action flick is as yet another brainless actioneer. Skyscraper is EXACTLY that. Dumb. Stupid. Shameless...
“Cop a chill. We are outta here!” Fire Birds , originally released in 1990, is the movie in which Tommy Lee Jones perfects being Tommy Lee Jones, the persona, and trains a motley crew of pilots in Ame...
This is a movie about a mutant 8-foot-tall sheep. Let that image take root. It is both disturbing, overstuffed, and hilarious. For that reason alone, Godmonster of Indian Flants is a must-see B-movie...
This city breathes steel and spits fire. It is a dangerous place where even the strong struggle. But it is not without melody. You hear its voice caught falling from the night. Sleeping with the windo...
What if a form of control was manufactured through a synthetic new blood. Recipients of this blood would only find out too late to change their fate. Pumping cautiously through the veins of its host;...
Beat Street Breakdown, RUUUUUAHHHH!!! Like it or leave it, Beat Street is back. This is the film which for many, including the entire country of Germany, brought breakdancing out of the shadows, off t...
Aaaaannnnnnd this is why boys should not fall in love with demon brides. Human sacrifices. Summoning ancient Gods. And hookers giving birth to mutant monsters. If demented killings with dildos and fan...
Bigfoot Country is certainly very scenic and so full of wildlife that it certainly becomes a spectacle. But, much life “squatching” itself, it can be a little … too quiet. The lead-off movie in this g...
2600 is an expedition to the deepest reaches of space and time in search for past glory days that may not even exist. Does this leave the future destined for dystopia, or will a shred of hope be found...
Everybody out of the water! The coast guard has just pulled another limbless (and lifeless) corpse out of the ocean. What the hell is happening to all these fishermen with expensive ass boats?...
You already knew it would come to this: a prequel. Families held in cages. Children ripped from their mothers. Asylum seekers treated as criminals. And one hell of a 12-hour period of time in which AN...