Loron Hays

Gothic gooey gruesomeness prevails the censors! Nashville country legend "Cowboy" Jack Clement might have never produced another feature film, but Dear Dead Delilah , his one and only, is truly unforg...
Welcome to the Daytona 500, the Superbowl of motor racing,” the announcer’s voice booms onto the track. “ Pace Yourself, ” J on “Neon” Nox says as a reminder. He tightens his grip on the steering whee...
Desolation, thy name is the Midwest…especially during the winter. Seriously, this place is a freezing ghost land of skulls and souls when the heavy snow begins to fall. Tree branches snap off. Fields...
ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a limit to the computer’s influence over our lives. We were suspicious and still lived in a somewhat unconnected world. That's right, we actually went OUTSIDE. We were a we...
Something is in the storm drains again! A plunger won’t clear it out either. Afraid of neither man or mutt, what travels through the drainpipes of one idyllic town wants only one thing: a small boy na...
Director Massimo Dallamano ( What Have They Done to Solange? ) goes full steam ahead on the whole police procedural effort with his follow-up to the opening bell in his What Have They Done trilogy of...
The balls! Why’d it have to be in the balls?! With all the hanky panky bouncing around in this sin on skin flick, it seems appropriate that Giallo in Venice begins with an unknown killer striking one...
Another Time", is a story behind multiple situations that all people deal with daily, such as relationships, struggles in life and the need to be more then what we currently are. Within time we eventu...
Having lived there before, the suburbs are where the craziest of the crazy hide. You already suspect this. I do, too. Summer of 84 , with a killer third act, is the confirmation we needed. There’s a c...
Number Five is alive…and armed to the teeth! Imagine if the robot in Short Circuit was programmed by the government to wipe out certain members of our society. Electronic genocide in an easy bake mach...
Poor Rachel Foster. The joint-smoking singer did nothing wrong except witness the brutal execution of a family by one of its members. BANG! BANG! And, because it is convenient (being a stranger in a s...
Films like William Castle 's are sorely missed these days. Especially when the object of the terror winds its way into a movie theater. The Tingler is in the audience! What fun! Highlighted by a crazy...
Arizona is about a man on the edge. Set during the most recent housing market crash, this horror comedy features Danny McBride as a pissed off victim of the subprime mortgage crisis. Anyone expecting...
“To the Argonautica! May the good times last forever!” It is with those words that we know the maiden voyage of this luxury cruise ship is doomed. What starts as a swanky party turns right deadly. The...
It begins with a whole lot of screaming and that's exactly how it ends, too. Strait-Jacket is one tense flick. That's what happens when Joan Crawford is allowed to become all sorts of unhinged with an...