A solid synth score leads things off. GREAT. A spooky setting is quickly made clear as the titles begin and end. AWESOME. There’s a jump scare early on and then…and then…nothing. What the hell, man?!...

It begins in a dingy motel room. A cassette player is on. A disheveled looking man, worn out but determined, is listening to his own recording. That voice speaks honesty. He is determined to get his s...

Remember the Master-Blaster character combo from M ad Max Beyond the Thunderdome ? The Master, played by Angelo Rossitto , was positioned on top of The Blaster, played by Paul Larsson and together the...

I am STILL not sure of what I have seen. My first trip with this sequel was in high school. But the idea of hypnosis as a vehicle for good and evil just didn’t take hold. It still doesn’t. All I remem...

“Darkest. Not much is known about his early life. In 1980, in the ruins of a deserted monastery, a nun's testimony was discovered. This anonymous scripture reveals that Darkest was a ritual composer o...

Charles Bronson is back! Our fearless avenging angel has taken to the streets once again to kick a whole lot of criminal ass. Thank GOD. I already feel safe knowing that his 32-caliber nickel Colt rev...

"26 million miles from Earth, and the dolls are still the same!" Bedazzling certain items in your wardrobe is nothing new. Cute! Cute! Cute! Just look at what Queen Yllana does to her mask in the lase...

Don’t you dare cover your eyes! Once Body Melt begins, there is no looking away. This is a movie concerned about the equipping the human body with the right fuel in order to make it run better. It is...

Even by Atomic Age standards, this low grade exploration into the effects of radiation on living animals is pretty terrible. Maybe drunk enough, this low budget matinee flick comes alive. As it is, Th...

KAPOW! GLURP! CRRAAACK! BIF! BAM! BANG! KAYO! There’s no way in hell you can convince me that director Robert O’Neil ’s Wonder Women isn’t inspired in some part by the uproarious camp of Batman , the...

It’s not the house! It is something IN the house! This is why, when looking at homes to purchase, I avoid considering much older homes to live in. In my family, it’s not even up for discussion. Watchi...

“I got a rock.” Dressed as the bride of Frankenstein, Cindy never expected that her friends would ditch her on Halloween night. She also never expected to be going through her trick or treat bag on th...

There’s a moment in a pool in Summer ’03 which I absolutely love. It is a slow motion sequence of Jamie, our lead character, just floating in the pool. She’s underwater watching as other people jump i...

Death by kitchen oven! A band saw straight to the skull! Headaches caused by drills! Leave it to Joe D’Amato , Italian exploitation and porno filmmaker, to take the emerging slasher craze in America a...

It's time to get weird. A cult classic of the cerebellum is upon us! Directed by Adam Simon , executive producer of Salem , and way too smart for its limited B-movie budget, Brain Dead lives again! It...