No more power ballads! No more power ballads! That’s the chant that guitarist Pager ( Rhys Coiro ) of Sonic Grave keeps repeating. He’s had enough of the panty-dropping cheese and wants to rock out at...

Carl Weathers doesn't take no lip. Watch him; however, take a baseball bat to the face of one crooked cop in Bucktown. It is a scene you won't likely forget anytime soon...

Corsair Hyperlane , the latest release from Ionstar , is not unlike a righteous journey through a distant galaxy. Hang on tight and don’t look back seems to be the message. With 6-tracks only, the mad...

She's a fugitive kind! Slashers probably should only drag bodies on the ground and not the actual pacing. I’m not saying Splatter University is a horrible horror film, but truly the only thing that ca...

This is why you don’t bring cats anywhere. Fuckin’ cats, man. The hissing; the clawing; the weird mutant living inside of them. Uninvited , for those who can take your bad guys being George Kennedy, A...

Because making sense is so overrated! Director Norman J. Warren's Bloody New Year might not ever make a whole hell of a lot of sense, but it sure is fun. Time loops are like that, I suppose. But when...

“Is this the camp by the lake?” “No. This is the house by the pond.” Hilarious. Kids born to be murder victims. That’s merely one of the great lines in the super-soaked B-movie classic from 1991, righ...

The unnatural body contortions and bed thumpings happen early in The Possession of Hannah Grace . What we have come to expect from these movies of possession is shoved right in our faces before we are...

Harry Trent ( Matt Mitler ) is us all. Wisecracking, full of piss and vinegar, and one hell of a pilot, his roundabout with fate occurs happens on the day the Earth is destroyed. You see, Trent has ju...

I hate buying cars. I hate the hassle and I hate dealing with the annoying sales people. But I know lots of other people love the art of the deal. And that’s where Used Cars , a film executive produce...

He's the leader of the pack! Stop me if you have heard this one before: the critical reaction to the latest Nicolas Cage movie just leveled Hiroshima. Yup. Yup. Yup. All true, mofos. Well, here’s anot...

Ol’ Jimmie needs a drink at the Huddle II . That’s how Invasion of the Blood Farmers begins. The film, a true trashterpiece of schlock SINema is wildly absurd, sick-minded, and loopy as hell. It is al...

Christ the Redeemer. The Brazilian Carnival. Sao Paulo. The Maracanã Stadium. The beaches in Rio de Janeiro. There are many things to do and see in Brazil. Director Guto Parente in his horror/comedy,...

Beneath a full moon, one man walks alone. There is a pain in his side; something within him that is awakened whenever he is sexually aroused. He, after making a deal with the devil, knows exactly what...

First, there was It Came From Outer Space and then there was The Creature from the Black Lagoon . Both of those films – and the success they shared – led to Universal ’s B-movie dominance in the 1950s...