Loron Hays

When in doubt, Big Mama knows! This is what happens when AWFUL becomes ART. I can hear the pro-lifers waxing poetic about this trashterpiece now. A woman’s aborted fetus attacks her...
He will EAT your soul! That’s the threat that is received when The Witches , a supernatural horror film from Hammer Studios , opens as a school teacher at a mission school in Africa is quickly packing...
What if the Zombie Apocalypse failed? What if the miracle of science saved both the survivors and those that were turned?...
With all its talk of radars and Pine Tree Radar Fences, it’s a wonder that The Deadly Mantis , warning of a sneak attack across the polar ice (by anyone), manages to be so much fun. STILL! But, honest...
With her decision made, there can be only one force that flings open the double doors that lead to one character’s fate. And she will walk down the long haul with the balls of her feet digging into th...
For my money, POV horror can still deliver when there is an engaged mind at the helm. This is exactly why Night , a new horror film from the sick mind of writer/director/actor Nicholas Michael Jacobs...
“Is this dog incredible or what?” That’s the question Ally Sheedy asks her cameraman when, after being attacked by a stranger, a hulking dog she just rescued from a vivisection experimental lab runs o...
Make no bones about it, Triple Threat is named after the unforgettable TITANIC team-up of martial arts maestros Iko Uwais ( The Raid movies), Tiger Chen ( Man of Tai Chi ) and Tony Jaa ( the Ong Bak t...
To this day, there remains something insanely special about director Brian De Palma’s Carrie . It is based on the once-discarded novel by Stephen King, but was painstakingly adapted for the screen by...
Now, Gore-gore Hounds and Blistering Boils, I don’t know about you but when I take a bath – especially when my friend has been splattered on the ground and run over raw by a car – that last thing I wa...
When you think of a New Year’s Eve party, the last thing you would expect to attend are aliens. But that’s exactly what happens in Alien Party Crashers , a new science fiction comedy from High Octane...
We are the weirdos, Mister. Honestly, in a modern day viewing, The Craft feels richer than it did when I originally saw the film. There is a lot to appreciate about the film and its tale of sisterhood...
The American Ministry of Magic just got stronger. It had to, of course. The dark magic of Gellert Grindelwald (a fantastically evil Johnny Depp ) is that powerful. Opening with a flying stagecoach seq...
It doesn’t take long for Sister Street fighter to kick a lot of ass. From catching flies and throwing them down the mouths (and up the noses) of her enemies to all the strategically thrown forks, Tina...
Never a great movie, this one is for Christopher Lee purists only. Curse III: Blood Sacrifice has nothing to do with the other movies in the series. That should be your first indication of exactly whe...