Loron Hays

Ca-Ca-Crazy lives here and, if you are anything like me and my warped sensibility, you are gonna love it...
Five movies and one devil to rule them all! The Omen Collection is finally available! Joke all you want to about how Hellish it is to raise a kid, but Producer Harvey Bernhard was clearly on to someth...
In the middle of the 1960s, Toho ’s special effects maestro, Eiji Tsuburaya , was on quite a roll. As Ultra Q finished, the Tokyo Broadcasting System wanted a new television series with him at the hel...
28 episodes. 30 minutes. That’s all it took to change the world . . . or should that change be limited to just the airwaves? Because special effects director Eiji Tsuburaya definitely did that with Ul...
When I think of pumpkin patches, I ALWAYS think of Linus from the Peanuts comic strip, sitting and just waiting for The Great Pumpkin’s arrival. Each and every Halloween night he is disappointed. Ther...
We’ve all felt it. That feeling that crawls up the back of your neck and roosts in your heart, beating it solidly against your rib cage. You are alone in a house and yet you can’t shake the feeling th...
Dudes named Diablo don’t ever die. And you probably shouldn’t fuck around with them either – especially when they, upon the eve of their death sentence being carried out, vow to return . . . to kill e...
It’s Crocsploitation Cinema at its feistiest! The cheese! The chomp! The charm! What is this movie JAWS that you speak of?! And this Steven Spielberg , too? Apparently, the Italians have never heard o...
Lucky number seven? Well, just barely. The seventh movie in the ongoing The Conjuring franchise isn’t the best of the series but, hopefully, it will be the final one involving that damn doll. She’s tw...
Sometimes getting the perfect gift for someone requires a sacrifice. That’s where the horror anthology, Holiday Hell , comes into play. For us, it seems that waiting until the very last minute to get...
If all the padded nature shots won't kill you, then maybe the monster in the woods will! If I told you that this slasher was made in just two weeks, you would probably believe me. Every single detail...
Kira feels alone. She seems to hide herself from the world. In fact, the world she chooses to live in feels slightly unreal; it’s as if it exists locked inside a dream. Everything is diffused in a haz...
To this day, Gremlins remains director Joe Dante ’s most successful movie. That seems pretty damn incredible when you consider Dante ’s inspired body of work. For my tastes, there’s not a dud in the b...
If you are ever offered a place to live in called Casa Fortuna, just say no. If you don’t, then the wig wearing witch inside it might just swallow your soul and no amount of voodoo chants can reclaim...
Zombies from San Jose! Oh, snap. Is Oakland next? J ames Hong is a Hollywood Legend. Never heard of him? Well, you aren’t paying close enough attention to the voices and characters on your television...