Loron Hays

Lynyrd Skynyrd was right. Do not EVER cry for the bad man. With a syncopated score just tick, tick, ticking away while a woman cleans blood from a wall, the opening few minutes of writer/director Sam...
Psychological thrillers don't get any more disturbing than what goes down in the four walls of The Mafu Cage ! Ellen ( Lee Grant ) just can’t escape her sister, Cissy, but, boy, would she love to be r...
Issuing its visceral warning at the beginning of things, Reawakened gives viewers quite a shock when a young girl who is standing in front of a mirror witnesses a crucifix start spinning. She is sudde...
It’s the fuzz tones, man. It’s all about the fuzz! What would you do if a producer came up to you and your cousin and said he’d give you $100,000 to make a movie, but it had to be a biker flick and it...
Red rover, red rover, send Damon on over! In a situation that is fucked up beyond belief, one poor schmuck finally finds his way out of his ex-girlfriend’s basement. He's going to colonize Mars! Well,...
“Look, You got a limp and I got tits; these aren't great things to have in the military. So, why don't we pair up and get through the course as best as we can?”...
Musical? Who needs a musical? We only need the music and a floor to dance upon! The 1960s are alive and well in the capable hands of John Waters . Hairspray hasn’t aged a day since its initial release...
Space. We already know it’s the final frontier, but if the events of Impact Event (involving a big ass meteor and its ultimate destination of our backyard) are to be believed, it just might bring abou...
Vampires! Swordfights! Making whoopee with Caroline Munro in a stable! It’s all here in Hammer ’s classic Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter , easily my favorite Hammer film...
“I’ve never bagged a babe.” With those words and damn near perfect timing, Anthony Michael Hall created one of the most memorable teenage characters in film history. Sixteen Candles might be Molly Rin...
Okay, okay, so the six-armed Kâli on the poster for this supernatural possession flick doesn’t make an appearance, but she’s pretty cool-looking, right? I mean, that art is one way for the practical E...
Turns out that the fucking hills, blistering hot in the sinking desert of the southwest, STILL have eyes. They just don’t have Michael Berryman wandering across them anymore, but - like most genre fli...
t’s about time we had a solid gore-fest against a blanket of white snow. There’s something about all that red blood mixing into the whitest of snowdrifts to make horror scenes all the more chilling. T...
Same shit. Same soldiers. Different kind of war. Splatterhouse horror flicks don’t get any throwback worthier than with VFW ! The gloves are coming off in this instant cult classic...
“Is Los Angeles specific enough?” There’s no stopping Jimmy Woods ( Luke Evans ). The kid, carrying his yellow lunch box, is on a mission. He’s going to California on foot and as the Bodeans’ “ You Do...