Loron Hays

The hot water is boiling. The lemon is cut. The tea leaves are ready, too. But the relaxing night planned is soon interrupted. First, there is a terrifying shadow down the hall and then, with the ring...
Oh, boy. If the alternate title shown in the opening credits isn't a sign of a really bad movie, then I don't know what it is. Where do I even begin with this schlocky D-grade rip on extraterrestrial...
When the “zombies” start slipping vines over the heads of the island visitors and choking them to death, I’d say the vacation on this tropical island is over. Mexico would have been so much nicer inde...
The new comedy starring Anne Hathaway and Rebel Wilson called The Hustle is an almost identical remake of the 1988 classic comedy Dirty Rotten Scoundrels which starred Michael Caine and Steve Martin -...
Lonely Are The Brave , starring Kirk Douglas , has a very poetic opening as a lone cowboy, sitting around a campfire, talks to his horse and then pushes his cowboy hat back on his head . . . to watch...
Well, razz my berries! A true original has entered into our cinematic consciousness. Think you know 1950s-era science fiction? Think it can’t be done differently? Think again. The Vast of Night has ar...
Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! Universal 's F9 might not be happening this summer, but that’s not stopping The Asylum from delivering their next, best, and fully loaded mockbuster and it comes courtesy of a sou...
4 gunmen. 41 people. 8 hours. Those are the specifics floating around the 1991 Sacramento hostage crisis when a Good Guys! store in Sacramento, California was hit by rogue members of the Oriental Gang...
Scoob! is a fun and witty family film. Get that through your thick head first and foremost. Sure, we might start out with the gang as youngsters, but fast forward a few years and the gang is ready for...
Single moms. Shy sons. Cute neighbors. And a monster that will eat you if you aren’t in bed by sundown each and every night. No matter where we go, it seems what scares us will follow. Don’t Run is a...
Gutterballs is Canuxploitation at its filthiest. And I mean that in a good way. I mean, not many horror films can advertise death by a maniac with a bowling bag for a mask as he smothers teengagers pe...
“So . . . you ran and hid in my bush?” Well, yeah. I mean, what would you do if your best friends become zombies thanks to what you did?! Don’t let the typical 1990s introduction fool you. Idle Hands...
I’m just going to cut to the chase with this review. Bloodshot is NOT a bad movie. It might look familiar to comic book enthusiasts, but it is cool enough in its cinematic glide to deliver plenty of s...
If a white van ever rolls up to your local neighborhood hospital and the drivers, wearing all sorts of fowl-themed masks, start throwing out wounded people you probably should keep to your own busines...
The new comedy starring Anne Hathaway and Rebel Wilson called The Hustle is an almost identical remake of the 1988 classic comedy Dirty Rotten Scoundrels which starred Michael Caine and Steve Martin -...