Loron Hays

Opening with an extended sequence depicting a bizarre-looking Santa swinging a machete while dancing to a jangly pop ditty as he walks the streets of Los Angeles, It’s A Wonderful Slice doesn’t mince...
A weekend of terror?! At a summer camp for adults?! Sign me up! Opening with a throwback slasher vibe assigned to its atmosphere, Camp Pleasant Lake concerns itself with the brutal murder of Meadows f...
“I want to tell you a story. All you have to do is listen.” With those opening words, Monolith instantly hooks its audience into a mesmerizing narrative which focuses on a disgraced journalist who sta...
Cowabunga! Color me shell-shocked, my dudes and dudettes! I freakin’ love Mutant Mayhem ! Featuring the voice talents of Nicolus Cantu, Brady Noon, Micha Abbey, Shamon Brown, Jr, Ayo Edebiri, Jackie C...
“It’s not a tumor!” Teaching isn’t for everyone. That’s a fact. I’m not sure it’s even for me and I have been doing it for 30 years now. But when there’s a flick about a tough cop who must pose as a k...
“What you lookin’ for?” Graham White, a businessman with ties to an extreme fantasy website on the dark web, is in big trouble. After bumping into a random stranger in the street, he discovers a peeps...
Tech Noir gets its just due thanks to the efforts of Restore Point , the Czech Republic's first science fiction film in 40 years. Imagine being able to bring back to life victims of violent crime! It’...
Ever experience writer’s block before? I think it comes with the territory of being a writer. There’s nothing more threatening than snow on a blank screen or the icy frost on a piece of paper. Write t...
And you thought Valentine’s Day was going to be a crapshoot of crummy choices at the cineplex? Coming from straight out of left field and shot in-camera, Molli and Max in the Future has the warmth and...
The cinematic world of writer/director Dario Argento might be filled with chaos and unimaginable horrors, but there is an elegance to his craft; a perfection that goes unmatched when it comes to the s...
“These references have gotten out of control.” Operating as one of the weirdest and funniest love letters in cinema to a recently passed music legend, Murdaritaville sings all the right notes as it go...
Written and directed by Dan Lantz, Alice and the Vampire Queen stakes a name for itself rather quickly with an unexpected rendezvous on an unnamed beach. With three unidentified men in black suddenly...
“Super cops in Hong Kong are cheap and plentiful like commodities in supermarkets.” . . . in which Jackie Chan , martial arts maestro by way of Buster Keaton , gets introduced to American...
“So you fucked up and killed somebody! Relax. When the band goes on tour, it’s gonna happen.” Let the bloody fun begin! Full of a whole lot of unexpected camp, fun, and buckets of BLOOD , Destroy All...
Opening with what has to be the “shitiest” murder scene (pun intended), Scalper is not for the faint of heart. It’s damned grotesque in its depiction of some brutal-ass murders. Sure, it settles calml...