Cocaine Bear (2023)

During a particularly stubborn bout of doing what writers do best: procrastinate - screenwriter Jimmy Warden ran across a 1985 news piece that became the seed of his next project. The true story involved the news of a 175-pound black bear that was found dead in the Chattahoochee wilderness of Georgia. A later necropsy determined that the bear’s stomach was filled with some 35 pounds of cocaine.

Knowing that he had the inspiration for his next movie, Warden sat down to write, but soon realized that having the bear die of a drug overdose would be too much of a downer. After all, no one wants to see the animal die, right? So, instead, he decided to have his coked up bear kill a lot of people. Now that’s a movie! And that’s exactly the kind of humor we expect from a movie called Cocaine Bear, right?

"sorely missing is the humor needed to pull off a film called Cocaine Bear"


Well, unfortunately, that’s not what we get with Cocaine Bear. Sure, the film gleefully fulfills its basic expectations with cleverly-executed moments of over-the-top death and carnage perpetrated against a cast of Darwin Award winning rubes. And yes, Elizabeth Banks – who directs – shows a deft hand with her many set pieces.

But sorely missing is the humor needed to pull off a film called Cocaine Bear. Granted, Warden and Banks do concoct a few chuckles here and there, but most are of the uncomfortable variety as gnawed-off body parts fly across the screen while strings of human entrails pile up on the forest floor. However, despite the mile-a-minute barrage of quips, antics, gags, and puns, barely more than a handful lands as delivered from a cast of bumbling characters which Banks mostly struggles to handle.

Among those characters encountering the coked up bear at various points are a couple of school-skipping kids, Dee Dee (Brooklynn Prince), Henry (Christian Convery), and Dee Dee’s single mother, Sari (Kerri Russell), who is constantly on the run to find the lost children.Cocaine Bear (2023)

Other side plots involving the drug smugglers, led by Syd (the late Ray Liotta who gets a loving tribute during the film's end credits) and his knuckle-headed minions tasked with retrieving their lost packs of cocaine, a lovestruck Park ranger (Margo Martindale), a pair of hapless medics, and a various and sundry assortment of hikers, park visitors, and guests make it somewhat entertaining to guess which will be the next to stare down the powdered nose of this coked up cocaine freak.

Speaking of encountering the titular bear: here’s where Banks finds her biggest success. As expected, this drug-fueled ursine is not only smarter than your average bear, it also harbors the biggest cocaine habit this side of Tony Montana, and will do anything to feed that need. Anything. And really, the film only works whenever the 500-pound flimsily rendered apex predator is on the screen as it slices, dices, rips, and shreds its way through human fodder as it seeks out the next high. While genre lovers will likely wallow in the film’s gonzo attitude and style, it never comes close to being as wild and, ahem… gutsy, as it tries to be.

Even at a brisk 95 minutes, the film feels slightly long as it leans a bit too heavily on its one joke premise. However, credit Banks and her all-in cast who never take this thing too seriously. If only a few more of the jokes had hit. And forget about taking a satisfying bite out the film’s flimsy themes and metaphors which touch on mom power, and the complicated relationship between parents and children. They really bring nothing to the slaughter.

2/5 stars

 Cocaine Bear (2023)

Blu-ray Details

Home Video Distributor: Universal Studios
Available on Blu-ray
- April 18, 2023
Screen Formats: 2.39:1
Subtitles
: English SDH, French, Spanish
Audio:
English: DTS-HD Master Audio 7.1; Spanish: DTS-HD Master Audio 7.1; French (Canada): DTS 5.1
Discs: Blu-ray Disc; two-disc set
Region Encoding: Locked to Region A

What's better than a bear that swallows 30 pounds of cocaine? Why, the Cocaine Bear Maximum Rampage Edition, that's what.

Universal Studios and SDS have put together a pretty spectacular little blu-ray + DVD + Digital Code package that they are calling the Maximum Rampage Edition.

In addition to a sparkling clear 1080p 2.39:1 transfer, included are a feature-length audio commentary, a handful of bonus features, and an alternate ending. All in all a very nice handling of their film which brought in nearly $70 million at the domestic box office.

Video

The 1080p transfer is impressively handled with clear and sharp visuals throughout. The forest scenes are particularly impressive as every leaf, twig, and plant comes into perfect focus.

Colors are always vibrant and perfectly saturated, especially the blood that is always present on windows, faces, clothes, the floor, and the ground. There's always blood. Lots of blood. Calibrate your red channel to the blood.

Though not a fault of the transfer, the CGI effects (particularly the bear) are a bit sketchy. After all, there's no way to hide budget effects in a 1080p transfer.

Audio

Whether blazing through Mark Mothersbaugh's score, the film's '80s soundtrack, or settling into the film's moments of dialogue, The 7.1 DTS-HD Master Audio track is a good one. Even the subdued sounds of the forest are expertly handled with lots of directional treatment from birds, people, and an angry bear due to pop out from anywhere in the room.

Supplements:

Universal paid particularly close attention to the bonus material included in the package. This is the Maximum Rampage Edition, after all! The best of the box is the audio commentary from director/Producer Elizabeth Banks and Producer Max Handelman who offer plenty of humorous and informative little nuggets of information.

There's also a piece on the cast, a making of featurette about the film's numerous bloody kills, a gag reel, and more.

Commentary:

  • Feature Commentary with Director/Producer Elizabeth Banks and Producer Max Handelman

Special Features:

  • Alternate Ending
  • Deleted & Extended Scenes
  • Gag Reel
  • All Roads Lead to Cokey: The Making of COCAINE BEAR - Meet the hilarious ensemble brought together to bring the movie of what is soon to be the world's most famous bear to life.
  • UnBEARable Bloodbath: Dissecting the Kills - From rigging to special effects makeup, to some of the actors doing their own stunts, we'll get a bears-eye view into some of COCAINE BEAR's hilarious and gory kill scenes.
  • Doing Lines - Cast and filmmakers read lines from the script to COCAINE BEAR, which was a work of art unto itself.
  • Feature Commentary with Director/Producer Elizabeth Banks and Producer Max Handelman

Blu-ray Rating

  Movie 2/5 stars
  Video  4/5 stars
  Audio 4/5 stars
  Extras 4/5 stars

Composite Blu-ray Grade

3.5/5 stars

Film Details

Cocaine Bear (2023)

MPAA Rating: R for bloody violence and gore, drug content and language throughout.
Runtime:
95 mins
Director
: Elizabeth Banks
Writer:
Jimmy Warden
Cast:
Keri Russell; Alden Ehrenreich; O'Shea Jackson Jr.
Genre
: Comedy | Horror
Tagline:
Get in Line.
Memorable Movie Quote: "Don't worry. Bears can't climb trees."
Theatrical Distributor:
Universal Pictures
Official Site: https://www.facebook.com/cocainebear/about
Release Date:
February 24, 2023
DVD/Blu-ray Release Date:
April 18, 2023
Synopsis: An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear goes on a murderous rampage after unintentionally ingesting cocaine.

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Cocaine Bear (2023)