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Sixty minutes of Bela Lugosi brow-beating back a recently thawed cave man with a rolled-up piece of paper that is on fire? Oh, man. Where do I sign up for this zany B-movie madness? Return of the Ape Man is rich, I tell you, super rich. Just wait until the cave man sits behind ...
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“I cannot rest. I cannot rest.” With those words, a casual line becomes a warning as a vampire – dressed all in white – takes the life of yet another victim. She is asleep. The little dog in her...
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The Living Dead saga was alive and well back in 2005. Keep in mind that this was long before the rise of Donald Trump and his own peculiar brand of brain dead followers. Yet, thanks to a scathing political commentary, the horror film was already keenly aware of where we ...
Read more: Land of the Dead: Collector's Edition (2005) - Blu-ray Review
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When we get to any discussion on the films of William Castle, there are so many to consider that it becomes overwhelming. The famed director, producer, screenwriter, and actor never found a promotion he didn’t like. He was, in fact, a sheer master of filling theaters with ...
Read more: William Castle Double Feature: Homicidal & Mr. Sardonicus (1961) - Blu-ray Review
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Get the Yuletide fears this Halloween season. Red Christmas has arrived! ...
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It’s green. It radiates. It spreads. And it’s on the surface of a rogue asteroid headed toward our planet. The Green Slime must be stopped ...
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I’m not sure there is a more timely release date for The Hidden than right now. This forgotten and largely ignored tale of cops and aliens is a fun festival of all our recent greatest hits. A creepy crawly alien taking over the mind of a wannabe president? Wowser. I am all ears ...
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The river appears cold and an old man – silent and sullen – has a weighty expression drawing his lips together into a fierce single line as he tolls a forlorn bell. His eyes are full of the bleak landscape; immediate and mean. His is a face dirty and grim with the soiled handiwork ...
Read more: Vampyr: The Criterion Collection (1932) - Blu-ray Review
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Kids and corporations go hand-in-hand. Don’t believe me? Just watch any cartoon show and count the number of commercials tailored for them. It should be no secret; Corporations DEPEND on their brand being imprinted upon these tiny tots and the earlier the better ...
Read more: Chucky: The Complete 7-Movie Collection (1988-2017) - Blu-ray Review
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Have you seen the new girl? Elizabeth (Nicola Diana) is her name. And she’s a weird one, demanding protection from the adults who try to tame her curious influence over all the other kids in the orphanage. She’s got two little devotees by her side all of the time ...
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Devil worshipping and zombie rapes. Oh my! When did SOV titles get so risqué?! The answer, of course, is ALWAYS! Hell, yes! ...
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Disembodied voices from a bygone era; the sound of the restless sea; moonlight crashing against the rocks surrounding the island’s lighthouse, and the heavy fog endlessly spilling in from an unnamable source. All of these are spectacular qualities that surround the mysterious ...
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There is an unsettling darkness that washes out over the lake at the center of this haunted tale. With plenty of warnings and a bunch of drawings thanks the talents of a small child, we shouldn’t really be surprised when a strange figure emerges from the water and ...
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Nebraska. Springsteen territory. Think the howls in the dark songs featured on his album of raw demos. This is your auditory entrance into the bleak horizon that overlooks Children of the Corn and the outside world, represented by the sudden arrival of the unsuspecting ...
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Hells Bells! That kinky night of S&M you’ve always wanted finally has its soundtrack thanks to composer Claudio Natili’s devilish use of the saxophone. One taste of The Devil’s Honey and, sweetie, you’re going to be coming back for more and more. I promise. ...
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When done correctly, the giallo can be quite the cinematic experience. And Italian filmmaker Lucio Fulci has his fair share of effective thrillers. He also can’t escape the occasional dud either. That's not what we have here, though. Not at all. Combining a mood-stirring ...
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“Son of a bitch.” Those are the words mouthed by the freshly decapitated head of a gore-gore dancing member of a punk band called The Killer Barbies. They aren’t your average brand of punk but she, after being chased naked through a dense spot of trees for the night ...
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To this day, there remains something insanely special about director Brian De Palma’s Carrie. It is based on the once-discarded novel by Stephen King, but was painstakingly adapted for the screen by Lawrence D. Cohen. Cohen got everything about King’s first novel right ...
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Two lovely women. A cage. Bathing suits. One hour of air left. Predators everywhere. If 47 Meters Down isn’t a perfect b-movie example of sharkploitation for mass consumption then I don’t know what is. ...
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“Oswald, you botched it again.“ That’s the line of dialogue that the lead ghost in 1962’s regional horror/comedy The Dismembered says repeatedly to one member of his spirit gang. Poor Oswald. He just can’t seem to get his human traps to go off right. You see, a trio of ...
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Everyone is unfaithful. That seems to be the thesis in this infamous giallo film. Hell, when the women are this beautiful – Susan Scott anyone? – I don’t even care if 70% of the film is merely bedroom glimpses by a lanky stranger in a black trench coat. This murderous ...
Read more: So Sweet, So Dead aka The Slasher... is the Sex Maniac! (1972) - Blu-ray Review
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Deemed a nudie cutie flick; this “film”, The Satanist, was once thought long lost to the ravages of time. Thankfully, it wasn’t and, as it depicts a newly married man getting shagged by a hot occultist’s partner while his wife sleeps IN THE SAME BED, it definitely carries lessons ...
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Egads! Evolution and eyeballs! The Manster is coming! The Manster is coming! Everybody run for the hills! ...
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Because in the far future, even on the other side of the universe, we will still need some goddamn rock and roll. ...
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Angela, a young hairdresser, is about to make a life-altering decision. She’ll spend the rest of forever paying for it, too. Tired and pissed off at her snooty boss, she is enticed away from the daily grind of her day-to-day struggle when a friend suggests she turn to modeling ...
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Before nightmare became popular on Elm Street, there was the lone howl of The Slayer! ...
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Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est? ...
Read more: Amsterdamned: Collector's Edition (1988) - Blu-ray Review
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Fergie was right. It’s all for the glamorous life. Just ask the two women at the center of this politicking pole dance workout. ...
Read more: Two Female Spies with Flowered Panties (1980) - Blu-ray Review
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OUCH. Weston gets it right in the balls. Why so complex, Electra? And mean?! Maybe it’s all the lecherous POVs that have pushed you over the edge. Or is it the threat of boarding school from your mother? ...
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So you like westerns and war games, eh? A regular savage are you? Well, you better check out the two-for-one bullet methods at the sadistic heart of this group of psycho killers as they move through the golden land of peyote. Brute Corps kinda sorta maybe ...
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- The Amityville Horror House
- The Black Dahlia Murder - The Death of Elizabeth Short
- The Death of Actress Jane Russell
- The Death of Brandon Lee
- The Death of Chris Farley
- The Death of Dominique Dunne
- The Death of George Reeves - the Original Superman