Loron Hays

“So you fucked up and killed somebody! Relax. When the band goes on tour, it’s gonna happen.” Let the bloody fun begin! Full of a whole lot of unexpected camp, fun, and buckets of BLOOD , Destroy All...
Opening with what has to be the “shitiest” murder scene (pun intended), Scalper is not for the faint of heart. It’s damned grotesque in its depiction of some brutal-ass murders. Sure, it settles calml...
“Wolfman’s got nards!” You know who to call when you have ghosts, but who do you call about monsters?!! The Monster Squad - a group of young kids devoted to protecting their suburban neighborhood from...
"What's a kid gonna shoot a silver .44 bullet at anyway?" Finally. With this 4K Collector’s Edition from Scream Factory , a long requested top 10 horror film arrives with picture-perfect clarity! Step...
“It’s going to go dark now, so don’t fight it.” Writer/Director Robert Conway ’s take on werewolves is pretty interesting. Low in budget, but high in ideas, Hellhounds reimagines a war between humans...
“Maybe we could help each other.” Opening with a rather disturbing situation which sees a teenage boy being shooed off into a dog house to sleep for the night by an abusive woman, Roadkill is out to d...
“Just one more thing . . . “ The rumpled trench coat. The cheap cigars. The coy aloofness. And those mental games. That’s right, Los Angeles homicide detective Lieutenant Columbo ( Peter Falk ) is bac...
I’m just going to go ahead and say it. Godzilla Minus One is the best Godzilla movie that’s ever been put out. They are fighting words for sure, but I am not kidding. This film is GLORIOUS as a new me...
"You should stay away from them, my dear, unless you want problems." And no one wants problems. Well, problems are exactly what you get when The Arsenaults, a family of illegal poachers, are involved...
Holy twisting nightmare scenarios, Batman! You can either let the terror in or let it out!!!! Choose wisely. The Sacrifice Game doesn’t just announce its...
Just when you thought it was safe to jingle those bells again, Santa gets a brand new bag of terror! Writer/director James Crow ’s Nightmare on 34th Street is anthology horror at its darkest. There’s...
Let the surrealism rain down. In the opening few seconds, Dream Scenario lays it all out. Nicolas Cage is raking leaves in his yard when, quite suddenly, things start falling in the yard. They are hea...
Listening to the sound of the crickets in this movie as they call out into the night says so much about the impact of violence in Abigail . It’s going to be sudden. It’s going to be unexpected and, of...
It’s a home invasion thriller with a twist! Opening with a bloodbath in a call center where an angry client is making horrible phone calls to the operators, The Caller definitely lives up to its name....
I’m not going to say that Genie is the perfect holiday movie. That doesn’t seem to be the intent here, but the new Melissa McCarthy vehicle, in which she plays a genie who can grant unlimited wishes,...