Loron Hays

I don’t think I have laughed this hard in my life. From beginning to end, Hundreds of Beavers is a silent comedy epic as slapstick turns endlessly creative and inspired throughout its running time. Tr...
The gates of Hell have opened . . . again!!! And THIS is why mothers should never breastfeed their freaky-looking children recently turned zombie. Directed by Strip Nude for your Killer ’s Andrea Bian...
There are few moments in the 1980’s output of horror titles as effective as the opening minutes of Tom Holland ’s Child’s Play . Serial-killer Charles Lee Ray ( Brad Dourif ), wearing a righteous brow...
Let the titans battle! Directed by Adam Wingard, Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire is one hell of a monsterverse slugfest as Kong must recruit a super-charged Godzilla in a battle for more than just Hol...
Love and romance come in very different degrees and sizes. It can be shallow at times and suddenly become overwhelming in another minute. It really depends on the person and where they are at their st...
Written and directed by Nicholas Michael Jacobs (who previously brought audiences 2019’s Night and Urban Fears , and 2020’s Tales from Six Feet Under ) 4 Minutes of Terror: Night Slasher wastes no sec...
The Ghostbusters are back! This time, though, they are being directed by Monster House ’s Gil Kenan in a script he co-wrote with Jason Reitman , who directed the previous film in the franchise. The ne...
Norm son-of-a-Gunderson! Another re-release? Fargo , the 1996 Coen Brothers black comedy of down-to-earth Minnesota crime, gets remastered in its latest blu-ray release. This is the film that granted...
El Rey Network 's " Rebel Without A Crew " filmmaker Scarlet Moreno really knows how to make a statement. Her latest short film, Velma , works on many levels and - as it is led by a commanding perform...
Opening with an effective aerial shot which shows just where Dr. Tristoam MacKenzie is heading, Beware The Boogeyman makes it clear that Silverdale Psychiatric Hospital is not to be messed with or tak...
Welcome back to the days of high adventure! Ripped from the pages of Robert E. Howard ’s beloved pulp stories, 1982’s Conan the Barbarian and its sequel, 1984’s Conan the Destroyer , not only populari...
Quite frankly, Devanny Pinn ’s directorial debut, The Black Mass , is an above average true-crime affair. It is a film which, almost immediately, feels fresh and confident and, thanks to an incredible...
Razor-sharp. This essentially describes the wit of Clue and this new 2023 4K upgrade of the classic comedy. It’s the movie with three different endings, remember? And, if you remember that, you also r...
In which the cult-approved Nicolas Cage fights off demonic animatronic mascots! He even dances in one key sequence as he gets ready for the ultimate battle against the last remaining heavy, ol Willy h...
Opening with an extended sequence depicting a bizarre-looking Santa swinging a machete while dancing to a jangly pop ditty as he walks the streets of Los Angeles, It’s A Wonderful Slice doesn’t mince...