Loron Hays

“Did it ever occur to you that beneath the superficial you’ve learned about, there could be a great and passionate devotion to this god?” When it comes to The Mummy , few films have delivered anything...
“Whoa. Free toy inside! Free toy inside!” Do I have your attention Cult of UHF ? Because the blu-ray you want and need has just been released. " Weird Al" Yankovic , the reigning king of pop song paro...
“Guess I’m just good at selling a story.” The pipes in the house groan with ancient expression. The bugs which crawl from its pale walls scurry every which way in the daylight, unbothered by the human...
“Are you gonna come in or just stand there and drool?” In which Neil Marshall , director of Dog Soldiers , The Reckoning , and The Lair takes on the criminal underworld by way of a female assassin who...
“Can you still do the things with your eyes? You’re not crazy if you can still do the thing with your eyes.” I will NEVER forget the first time I saw Philip Kaufman ’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers....
Dude. Talk about a blast from the past. Duuuuude. Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure is already a comedy classic from the latter part of the 1980s. Had it failed to connect with audiences, there would b...
Demons! Ghosts! Killer Clans! And one sword to rule them all! If you like your Kung-Fu completely bonkers and all sorts of SPACED OUT , then Holy Flame of the Martial World is the wild tale you have b...
Have Sword, Will Travel is highlighted by a rousing finale which makes the journey through this love triangle absolutely worth it. Unfortunately, there’s quite a lot of drama to get through before we...
In which David Chiang takes out strongman Bolo Yeung in a literal David and Goliath sequence! This is - thanks to the stunning choreography - the best scene in the movie and it leaves a lasting impres...
“Hey, Sexy! Wanna party?” With those words, Candy, a street walker, finds herself shoved into a van and almost at the mercy of a couple of Los Angeles goons with nothing but raping and killing on thei...
In which a freedom fighter is crucified, imprisoned, blinded, and then - due to some unfortunate use of black magic - turned into a pig! It’s time to get weird and wild, B-movie fans! The Warrior Tril...
Drugs are bad, mmkay? The third film directed by Tong Kai , one of the greatest Kung-Fu choreographers to have worked with the Shaw Brothers , is a masterpiece. And you thought martial arts couldn’t b...
“I just want money.” You aren’t ready for this rumble! Twilight of the Warriors: Walled In is a non-stop beat-down which takes its high-kick cues from Shaw Brothers and Golden Harvest films of the pas...
It’s monkey style kung-fu versus snake style in Sammo Hung ’s highly entertaining Knockabout , a comical slick of chop socky which will have you laughing in no time.The comedy is what happens when two...
“It’s alive! It’s alive!” Thanks to the glorious electrical effects of Kenneth Strickfaden , most viewers know the key sequence in Frankenstein in which the mad Henry Frankenstein (a tremendous perfor...