Loron Hays

“Dead people don’t cry, Gregory.” Conjuring the Cult , a new horror film from writer/director Calvin Morie McCarthy ( Conjuring the Beyond ), is both atmospheric and moody, settling into its story of...
Zoltan: Hound of Dracula is not a terribly good movie. It is, in fact, absolutely terrible. Nothing in it works as planned. And the dog at the center of it, a glassy-eyed Doberman Pinscher, is anythin...
Cat got your tongue? If you’ve ever heard that term and you spend large parts of your day in silence reflecting on the day’s events, Booger is probably the movie you need to see. It is this movie - wh...
It’s pseudoscience-du-jour . . . but with actors instead of the written word!!! Vineland, New Jersey is about to become a hot spot for some pretty freaky and ghoulish stuff as one couple - one being a...
Long before zombies were running in 24 Days Later , there was Demons , a cheesy, neon-lit spectacle of Video Nasty delight as coke-fueled punks find themselves outnumbered by a whole lot of quick-movi...
The Death Dealer has made you a one-of-a-kind deal. The thing is, you don’t have a choice in accepting his deal or not. Your soul is already his . . . especially if you are reading this. That’s right,...
It is a dark night. The sky is pregnant with distant stars. A lone fire lights the desert canyon wall. Two Native Americans sit next to it. There is chanting. Soon, spirits are inhaled. If the opening...
“How can we simplify your life?” The future, full of domestic AI help from robots who are very lifelike, might sound like fun and full of convenience but - as envisioned by director S.K. Dale ( Til De...
“Who’s brave enough to talk to the dead?” A horror-themed camping trip? Sounds awesome, my fellow fans of horror. And, as promised by its atmospheric opening, Lore , a new (and GRUESOME!!) Horror anth...
“Did it ever occur to you that beneath the superficial you’ve learned about, there could be a great and passionate devotion to this god?” When it comes to The Mummy , few films have delivered anything...
“Whoa. Free toy inside! Free toy inside!” Do I have your attention Cult of UHF ? Because the blu-ray you want and need has just been released. " Weird Al" Yankovic , the reigning king of pop song paro...
“Guess I’m just good at selling a story.” The pipes in the house groan with ancient expression. The bugs which crawl from its pale walls scurry every which way in the daylight, unbothered by the human...
“Are you gonna come in or just stand there and drool?” In which Neil Marshall , director of Dog Soldiers , The Reckoning , and The Lair takes on the criminal underworld by way of a female assassin who...
“Can you still do the things with your eyes? You’re not crazy if you can still do the thing with your eyes.” I will NEVER forget the first time I saw Philip Kaufman ’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers....
Dude. Talk about a blast from the past. Duuuuude. Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure is already a comedy classic from the latter part of the 1980s. Had it failed to connect with audiences, there would b...